“Sex and the City” cuties Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon and Kim “Va-VOOM” Cattrall were filming on a New York street when producers suddenly spotted tiny light bursts dancing over the ladies’ private parts! A red dot of light would go . . . BLIP! . . . on Sarah Jessica’s breasts . . . BLIP! . . . on Kim Cattrall’s crotch . . . BLIP! . . . well, you get the idea! The culprits were two teenage boys sitting up on a window ledge, giggling as they aimed laser pointers at . . . points of interest! Security chased the kids, but I’m betting their idea gets used in a future “Sex” plot!