IS THAT SANTA'S SLEIGH OR JANET JACKSON?

QUIT BANGING YOUR BANGLES DEPT.: JANET JACKSON – dangling a gang of clanky bangles on both arms at the US Open – infuriated fans trying to focus on fast-paced tennis action. “Every time she’d applaud, it distracted everyone else,” said My Spywitness. Folks sneered, then hissed – so jittery Janet removed a few jingly blings, but still sounded like Santa’s sleigh on final approach. Fans started complaining loudly until Janet finally stripped off all her brassy bracelets, curing the worst wardrobe malfunction she’s had in quite a while!