SANDRA BULLOCK SAVES FACE

LISTEN UP, LADIES! JULIA ROBERTS complains people think SANDRA BULLOCK’s younger than she is (Sandra’s actually three years older) – so quit bitchin’ and try your rival’s beauty tip, Julia!

Bullock, who looked like a million buck$$$ when she glommed her Golden Globe for Best Actress, spent just four hundred buck$$$ on the red-hot “Red Carpet Facial” – a treatment that fires mild electrical currents through facial skin while bombarding it with LED lights!

British “Vogue” gushed that clients – like SUSAN SARANDON and KATE WINSLET – are “enraptured that they have rediscovered their jawlines, cheekbones and upper eyelids without resorting to surgery.”

Get zapped, Pretty Woman!