SANDRA BERNHARD BLASTS TOM CRUISE

WHEN STARS ATTACK STARS!

Something hellish in the Hollywood air is making stars like comedienne Sandra Bernhard cannibalize their own kind! Ranting about 9/11 celeb flag-wavers, here’s Sandra skewering Tom Cruise: “Then we gotta suffer through Tom Cruise’s speech about how the world is so poetic and beautiful. Not when you’re here! All the poetry is evaporated when you walk in the f—-n’ room, short boy — smiling short boy! And leave the Spanish girl (i.e. Penelope Cruz) alone! Let her go home! Let the chick go! Don’t f— her up with your mind-bending scientific, science fiction s—!”