SANDLER BIG HEAD EXPLODES!

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 HAIL TO THE CHUTZPAH KING!

Nearly every movie critic in America barfed all over vomitous comedy flick “Jack and Jill” – “New York Mag” vilified it as “ADAM SANDLER’s embarrassing career nosedive” – but that didn’t stop swollen-headed Sandler from pompously puffing and preening in a radio interview that he’s the No. 1 artistic icon of his generation!

The komedy king’s most hurl-worthy quote: “Honestly, my two best friends I hang out with the most…who get me the most…NICHOLSON and PACINO! That’s about it. They’re the only guys who know my status…you know, both those guys ruled their generation and I rule mine. That’s why we can sit and talk.”

Bow down NOW, comedy slaves!

As for Al Pacino’s appearance in the flick, one nauseated critic threw up this judgment: “…the official low point of a great career!”

YEEOW!