RYAN SEACREST XXX-CESSIVE REACTION

Bizarre dating tip from My Favorite Metrosexual, RYAN SEACREST.

The "American Idol" host advises: "Always search for cats before you take your clothes off!" (Note: If that sounds backward, fellas, remember - the word is "cats.")

On his LA radio show, Seacrest revealed he'd been enjoying a purr-fect party for two at a young lady's pad, but as things started heating up, he suddenly started itching all over because, unbeknownst to him, the gal had a pussy-cat and he's…SURPRISE!...allergic.

Whined Ryan: "I ended up having to rub Benadryl all over my body." Meee-OW!