RYAN SEACREST CAN'T LET HIGH SCHOOL GO

LET IT GO, ALREADY, DEPT.: Dishing on-air with “High School Musical” star ASHLEY TISDALE about how they both were dorks in high school, RYAN SEACREST asked: “Do you ever call any of those ex-boyfriends or guys that wouldn’t go out with you and say, ‘Hey, remember me? You checked the NO box on the note I sent you to go to prom…and now I’m ‘Sharpay Evans’ from ‘High School Musical 1, 2 and 3!’”

Giggled Ashley: “Oh, no…No!” But Ryan cattily dissed the schoolgirls who’d snubbed him, naming names!

Snarked My Meanest Metrosexual: “Well, I do! I rub it in Michelle Hess’s face…and in Laura Orler’s…and Courtney Dixon’s. All of them!”