RYAN GOSLING: “I do NOT sign pieces of paper!”
WACKO STARS DEPT.: Man Candy RYAN GOSLING was about to board a flight at JFK when a professional autograph collector ran up, shoved sheets of white paper at him and asked for autographs.
Said Ryan: “What are these? I don’t sign pieces of paper. I sign my autograph on photos! Where are your photos?”
Whined the signature hound: “How did I know you’d be here? I was waiting for other celebs flying today. But tell you what – I’ll download and attach your photos after you sign these.”
Snapped Ryan: “I can’t just sign my name on a white piece of paper!”
Stammered the autograph hound: “But what’s the difference?”
Said Ryan: “The difference is…I’m leaving. BYE!”