RUSSELL CROWE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS

EAT CROW, PUNK!

After hanging at an LA beachside cafe, Russell Crowe took off for a walk — then realized he’d left his ultra-expensive sunglasses on the table! He hurried back — and spotted his shades on a male waiter! The guy was chatting up a table of cuties, impressing them with tales of how he and Russell were, like . . . tight . . . until he realized the star was standing right behind him! Russell gently pulled his shades off red-faced Geek Boy and told him: “You need to find a better way to meet young ladies, mate!”