EYES ON THE PRIZE!

Stares and glares greeted MICKEY “The Wrestler” ROURKE when he strolled into chi-chi Caffe Roma in BevHills sporting a dapper sport coat paired with…Gasp! WTF!!...boxer shorts!?

Eyes riveted on his nethers, diners whispered, snickered or sneered as lightly dressed Mick was seated – and danger suddenly tinged the air as he whirled to eyeball a gawking couple about to exit the joint and barked: “What are YOU looking at?”

Anticipating body slams, the spooked duo kicked it up a notch and lickety-split.