ROSIE KICKED OUT OF OPERA IN ITALY
What did Rosie O'Donnell learn on her summer vacation? Italian wine + Italian opera = DISASTER! Holidaying in Ravello, Italy, Rosie visited an opera house -- wearing a T-shirt! "No one told us, but it was black tie," recalled the star. "Now we'd had a lot of house wine, and it was like being at church . . . you know, when you start to laugh . . . and you know you're not supposed to! I was laughing hysterically and people started to get annoyed. I was 'shushed.' Then they called security -- and we got kicked out. We started cracking up, and we heard every single person -- including the orchestra -- yelling, 'SHUT UP!'"