RENEE ZELLWEGER'S DIARY
Dear Diary . . . Well, can you believe it? I lost all that fat I put on for the movie. Think I'm starting a nose zit, though. (Hope not!) Good news? I'm a star in "Bridget Jones's Diary." (Hooray!) Bad news? It rained like stink in the Hollywood Hills the other night . . . and guess what? The roof on the house I just bought SUCKS! Woke up drenched. Need new roof. Oh, well. At least I was sleeping alone. (Duh! What else is new?) Going to bed now. I put plastic sheeting up until the roofers come . . . G'night!