REESE WON'T POSE FOR PLAYBOY

NO REESE'S PIECES:

Darn it . . . now we'll NEVER know if Reese Witherspoon is "Legally Blonde"! The sexy minx just turned up her cute snoot at a big-buck$$$ Playboy offer to pose stark naked! (Turn a hose on me . . . quick!) Reese says she'd never strip at any price -- and hubby Ryan Phillippe wouldn't let her anyway!