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Weeks ago I reported that a valet guy at "American Idol" sneakily snapped pics of KIM KARDASHIAN's booteus maximus, outraging her mom KRIS JENNER - but Kim herself flipped when a female fan clicked a few straight-up shots when she spotted the reality TV star retrieving her bags at LAX.

Jet-lagged after an 11-hour flight from London, Kim Kranky exploded and barked: "I want to see those photos!" When the woman graciously showed her the shots, Kim - proving her brains really are in her butt - snarled that she hated every one and wanted them DELETED.

Shocked, the woman assured her: "Don't worry, I'm not selling them…I just want to show my friends." But when furious Kim repeated her dizzy deletion demand, the woman snapped flatly: "NO!"

Rolling her eyes, Kim grabbed her bags and stormed off, booty twitching angrily.