R-PATZ BOSSES GROWL AT ROB’S RUSE

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Producers of ROBERT PATTINSON’s new movie “Cosmopolis” weren’t thrilled to discover that the personal trainer they’d hired to keep him in shape was letting the star dog it – literally! – by training his pet pooch Bear, not him!

Said an insider: “During one of their first workout sessions, the trainer mentioned he trained dogs as well, so whenever Robert felt too tired to exercise he’d ask the guy to work with Bear instead, while he took a catnap.”

Producers finally caught wind of Rob’s ruse, and were barking mad – but he just wagged his tail like a puppy dog and swore he’d start pumping it up