URGENT MEMO TO STACY “LEGS” KEIBLER: GEORGE CLOONEY’s slicker than Houdini when it comes to slipping the chains of love, and now your paramour/ perennial bachelor’s suddenly confiding to pals that he’s ready to pull a George Clooney on you – but admits he’s having a hard time breaking the news to your face, you gorgeous creature!
“She’s everything that every man would want, but I’m ready to move on,” sighed George to a close friend.
BTW, Stacy, it isn’t any specific thing – he’s saying your relationship’s simply run its course.
(Hey, George, don’t worry – now you don’t have to say a word because I just said it for you!…
You’re welcome, bro.)