Matthew Perry — who probably gained another three pounds while I was writing his name — got the real skinny on his weight problem from furious “Friends” producers, who’ve fatly . . . er, flatly refused to buy more new wardrobe to keep up with his rapidly expanding bod! When the star came back from rehab, producers were shocked by how he’d ballooned up — but ordered a new wardrobe. Now, months later, Perry is STILL porkin’ — and he’s been ordered to lose weight fast . . . or face slow strangulation in too-tight clothes! Happily, he’s checking out weight-loss programs.
PRODUCERS TO PERRY: YOU’RE TOO PORKY
