Preview Peek-a- BOO: Neil Patrick’s Oscar HELL!

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AND THE OSCAR GOES TO … NOT NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, according to new Oscars host … Neil Patrick Harris! HUH?? 

Folks, it’s complicated, but a major mess exploded after showbiz mag “The Hollywood Reporter” trumpeted that Neil was nobody’s first choice to host the 2015 Academy Awards! Say waaaat? Hey, that’s their story – now focus on mine!

Said a Harris insider: “Suddenly, a huge battle’s raging between Neil and the Oscars writers! They’re warring over practically every joke, intro, skit – even his monologue! He told me, ‘They hate me already, but I won’t let them ruin me!’ Neil’s always hard on himself, so he’s that way with the writers, too. He wants everything to go perfectly, so he’s cutting things, rewriting, making suggestions, etc. – and if the writers don’t like it, tough! Neil’s a pro, and told me: ‘I’m the one who’s gonna take the heat if it’s not good!’”

Hey, Oscar fans: CHILL – ‘cause Neil’s gonna KILL!