POSH NO-NOSH DIET:

POSH NO-NOSH DIET: Dining at the Mondrian hotel’s hip Asia de Cuba in West Hollywood, Her Poshness VICTORIA BECKHAM announced, “I’m ravenous!” – then ordered a sumptuous smorgasbord of Thai beef salad, lobster mashed potatoes, shrimp skewers, seared Ahi and other exotic delicacies. But when it arrived, Skeletal Spice picked and played with her food – slowly putting only the tiniest bits into her mouth. “I thought you were starving?” said her female galpal. “I’m eating. I’m eating,” protested Posh, but all she was really doing was…chewing. At an adjoining table, My Spywitness watched her delicately shovel a forkful of salad into her mouth – and counted almost 100 chews before she actually swallowed. Then it was pick, pick, pick – until Posh ordered the waiter to take the still-heaping plates away.