PAULA'S STAFF WALKS OUT

PAULA ABDUL’s weird, woozy world keeps spinning out of control – the loop-dee-loo “American Idol” judge just canceled a Bahamas vacation after suddenly discovering that…SURPRISE!...her fed-up three-person staff had all walked out on her, leaving no one to run her office!

“Because of all her drama, Paula has trouble holding on to help,” said a source. “She goes through violent mood swings, so you never know who you’ll get – the lady or the tiger. One year, she went through seven personal assistants. One guy lasted just half a day…he went out to lunch and never came back!” The problem? “Paula’s her own worst enemy,” said the source. “If there’s no crisis in her life, she’ll create one. She’ll go from being happy and giddy, telling everyone she loves them – to deep depression, crying jags, and accusing everyone of letting her down. Eventually, everyone just gets fed up.” But here’s good news – Paula’s had a brainstorm! “She says she’s simply too busy to get her life together, so she wants to hire a life coach!” (Hey, Paula, I’m thinkin’…DINA LOHAN?)