Curtsy sweetly if Sir Paul McCartney drops by to borrow a cup of sugar, because he just bought your pal Courtney Love’s house for $4 million-plus — which makes the ex-Beatle (sque-e-eal!) your NEW NEIGHBOR! Last week I reported exclusively that Sir Paul had tiptoed into Hollywood to rent Love’s estate — and hired a small army of gun-toting guards to lock it down 24/7. Seems he had an “uneasy feeling” that the mysterious fire at Drew’s house two doors away was a torch job by a firebug fan! But, hey . . . Sir Paul’s jiggy wid it now, as we say in America!! After two weeks, his paranoia passed and he surprised Courtney with his generous offer to buy on two conditions — she had to vacate in one week flat AND leave behind choice items of Kurt Cobain memorabilia (no, not the teddy bear filled with dead hubby’s ashes . . . where do you GET these ideas?) Courtney cashed in and split quicker than you can say “Band on the Run”!
PAUL McCARTNEY MAKES COURTNEY LOVE AN OFFER SHE CAN’T REFUSE
Curtsy sweetly if Sir Paul McCartney drops by to borrow a cup of sugar, because he just bought your pal Courtney Love’s house for $4 million-plus — which makes the ex-Beatle (sque-e-eal!) your NEW NEIGHBOR! Last week I reported exclusively that Sir Paul had tiptoed into Hollywood to rent Love’s estate — and hired a small army of gun-toting guards to lock it down 24/7. Seems he had an “uneasy feeling” that the mysterious fire at Drew’s house two doors away was a torch job by a firebug fan! But, hey . . . Sir Paul’s jiggy wid it now, as we say in America!! After two weeks, his paranoia passed and he surprised Courtney with his generous offer to buy on two conditions — she had to vacate in one week flat AND leave behind choice items of Kurt Cobain memorabilia (no, not the teddy bear filled with dead hubby’s ashes . . . where do you GET these ideas?) Courtney cashed in and split quicker than you can say “Band on the Run”!