PAM: PLEASE TELL US KID ROCK'S NOT NAKED

Just before her wedding to KID ROCK, PAM ANDERSON discovered her digital camera was missing - and freaked! Admitting to pals that the hard drive's packed with some very risque scenes, the buxom blonde bombshell - who entertained millions on the Web with that sizzling, bare-all home video she made with shudder-bug co-star TOMMY LEE -- tore her house apart in a desperate search for the camera, but it hasn't turned up... and now she's horrified at the thought that it might have been lost or stolen during her prenuptial Saint Tropez yacht vacation with The Kid! Oo-la-la! (Keep your eyes on the Internet, folks.)