PALS POOH-POOH PARIS

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 THAT’S HOT…NOT!

In the weeks before her new “The World According to Paris” reality TV show debuted to poo-poo-pitiful ratings, PARIS HILTON “practically begged” pals she’d back-bitten in the pastto guest-star – but celebs KIM KARDASHIAN and NICOLE RICHIE turned her down flat.

“Nicole, her former BFF and ‘The Simple Life’ co-star, told Paris she’s a wife and mother now – and just doesn’t have time for her,” revealed an insider. “Nicole doesn’t feel beholden to Paris anymore. And even though Kim had mended fences with her one-time enemy, she didn’t want anything to do with a Paris show – saying it would ‘dilute her brand.’ That’s Kim-speak for not wanting to prop up a competitor.”

Paris – who’s mean, but not stupid – knew she was in big trouble when her biggest “get” was CHARLIE SHEEN’s drug-addled ex-wife, BROOKE MUELLER! “Paris is reaping what she’s sown,” said the source.

“She’s treated friends shabbily for so long that no one wants to appear on her show. Paris seemed to have the world at her fingertips once – but today, she’s a sad, lonely woman!”