OZZY GETS FRIED

Ozzy Osbourne didn’t get stoned on vacation — but he sure got fried! While frolicking in Maui, Ozzy relaxed by the pool and ignored wife Sharon’s advice to use sunscreen because it was overcast — not realizing that cloudy days can still bring pain. Grumbled the Oz Man: “Sharon, I don’t need any effing sunblock. There’s no sun.” Hours later, the rock dinosaur was redder than a rock lobster!