OPRAH WARNS STAFF: SCALPING TIX = TERMINAL NIX

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As the reigning Queen of Daytime TV winds down toward her final season, the hottest must-have in the Western World is…a ticket to O’s final show!

(O…O…O! EVEN I WANT ONE!…Pleeeze, OPRAH, I’m begging! I promise I’ll be nice!)

But here’s the kicker: O explOded when word reached her that several staffers already have been offered thousand$$$ for the comp tickets they’ve been allocated.

In a sit-down with key Harpo staffers, Oprah laid down the law: Anyone caught scalping a ticket will be summarily scalped themselves – as in, FIRED RIGHT NOW! No-O excuses, no-O exceptions.