OPRAH & BABA WAWA WAGE WAR OVER PIPIN’ HOT PIPPA!
PIP, PIP, HOORAY...ENCORE!
I told ya the British press dubbed their Kingdom’s new sex symbol “Her Royal Hotness,” but PIPPA MIDDLETON’s latest headline nickname is “P-Middy” – and here’s how HOT she’s got:
TV queens BARBARA WALTERS and OPRAH WINFREY are secretly DUKE-ing it out over DUCHESS KATE’s baby sister in a battle royal to snag her for U.S. TV!
Sources close to Baba and O confirm that both talk-show divas are deep into hush-hush talks with Ms. Pippa-licious.
Said one insider: “Years ago, when Kate broke up with PRINCE WILLIAM briefly, Barbara tried to hire her as a ‘View’ co-host – but now she thinks Pippa’s so sassy, young and gorgeous, she’d be a fantastic fit. Ratings would be amazing!”
But infighter Oprah’s dangling a prize fit for a queen. “She wants Pippa to host her own show for her OWN network,” said a source.
“O knows it would be a great ratings coup because Pippa’s a star on fire – and Americans are so obsessed with the royals!”
So far, Her Royal Hotness is playing it cool. “
She doesn’t want to make any big decisions until Kate is back from honeymoon and settled into her new life.”
Stay tuned . . .