NOTE TO PRESS COORDINATORS: STOCK UP ON TOILET PAPER!

POTTY JERKS:

Did dimwit studio execs enroll in "How To Annoy A Star 101" before setting up the press junket for the "American Pie" sequel -- starring Natasha Lyonne -- at a Malibu home? The "suits" rented porta-potties for the press and the actors were told to use the indoor john -- but nobody thought to buy extra toilet paper. When nature urgently called Natasha, she REFUSED to use the paperless john OR the press potties -- and sat with legs tightly clenched through hours of interviews, looking VERY unhappy!