NOTE TO HOWARD STERN: YOUR SHOW KICKS BUTT

Note to “Son of the Beach” exec producer Howard Stern: Your FX show must kick ratings butt! I got tons of calls from viewers who cracked up when character “Porcelain Bidet” spotted lesbian star “Anne VaGeneres” arriving at the beach and rushed to a pay phone with her scoop, panting, “Hello . . . Is this Mike Walker from The National ENQUIRER?”