You know how girls get all swoony and make stuff by hand for their boyfriends? Well, be sure to act really, really THRILLED when your soul mate Salma Hayek gives you a special gift she’s been making for months with her own sweet little hands. Ed — you’re gonna love this! — a set of knives and forks with ceramic handles. (Aw, honey, you shouldn’t have! . . . Really!)
NOTE TO ED NORTON:
