NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE!

Topping the 100 Sexiest Studs list didn’t help bongo-banging, butt-baring MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY when he strolled into a Santa Monica restaurant bare-chested, wearing nothing but shorts and sandals! Even though the maitre d’ recognized the star, he and his girlfriend – hot Brazilian model CAMILLA ALVES – were politely told that the eatery adheres to a policy of “no shirt, no shoes, NO service…and NO exceptions!” The couple wound up chowing al fresco at a beachfront taco stand.