NO POP TARTS FOR MADONNA'S KID

MEMO TO MADONNA TOUR STAFF:

Do not -- repeat, DO NOT -- allow our star's daughter, Lourdes, to talk you into smuggling Pop-Tarts backstage during our tour. Repeat -- NO POP-TARTS! Lourdes got a sweet tooth for these high-calorie treats while visiting a little friend and Madonna feels they have no place in a healthy diet. So just tell Lourdes -- NO POP-TARTS! (Note to Madonna: Hey, supermom! So you actually had it written into your CONTRACT that Lourdes gets no Pop-Tarts! Please feel free to post my suggested memo backstage and . . . have a good tour!)