This snooty statement by Madame Tussaud’s London waxworks sent me into meltdown! Saying they’re still deciding what to do with their wax figure of Nicole Kidman, hoity-toity Tussaud’s said: “Following her divorce from Tom, Nicole just isn’t as much of a priority for us anymore.” Well, excu-u-u-u-se me, MADAME! I’m in London this week, and when I suddenly came face-to-face with the statuesque and stunning Nicole at the ultra trendy Les Trois Garcons, it suddenly hit me that even a wax figure of this ravishing beauty would have enough grrrl-power to knock a grown man flat. (Shame on vous, Madame Tussaud!)