NICOLE’S WAX FIGURE NOT A PRIORITY WITH MUSEUM

HOT WAX!

This snooty statement by Madame Tussaud’s London waxworks sent me into meltdown! Saying they’re still deciding what to do with their wax figure of Nicole Kidman, hoity-toity Tussaud’s said: “Following her divorce from Tom, Nicole just isn’t as much of a priority for us anymore.” Well, excu-u-u-u-se me, MADAME! I’m in London this week, and when I suddenly came face-to-face with the statuesque and stunning Nicole at the ultra trendy Les Trois Garcons, it suddenly hit me that even a wax figure of this ravishing beauty would have enough grrrl-power to knock a grown man flat. (Shame on vous, Madame Tussaud!)