NICOLE DISSES PARIS

Paris Hilton's FBFF (Former Best Female Friend) Nicole Richie and a gaggle of giggly galpals snickered and snorted whenever Paris appeared onscreen during an L.A. showing of House of Wax! Annoyed patrons kept shushing the meowing Mean Girls -- but when Paris got impaled and killed in one bloody scene, Nicole loudly counted down, "1...2...3..." -- and the horrid harpies hollered in unison, "Now that's HOT!"