NIC SHOPS FOR BOLTON'S BRIEFS!

“Desperate Housewives” star NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN got all Fruit of the Loon-y pick-pick-picking over men’s underwear for live-in loverboy MICHAEL BOLTON at Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills – tearing open box after box, waving boxers and briefs at a girlfriend and asking: “Are these good for Michael?... Are they the right size?”

(Hey, how would she know, Nicollette?)

After she’d opened half a dozen boxes, a steamed salesman asked her to please quit scattering the merchandise – but Ms. Touchy-Feely snapped that she needed to finger the fabric.

Finally, after opening several more boxes, Nicollette bought two pair of skivvies and split, leaving Sales Slave to clean up the mess.