MOM TO LOOSE-LIPS LILO: SHUT UP!

Stage Mom from Hell DINA LOHAN’s steaming because daughter LINDSAY LOHAN won’t quit blabbing to the press about her drug and alcohol problems, airing dirty family laundry – and perpetually blaming dad MICHAEL LOHAN for her problems!

Said a family friend: “Dina’s actively plotting Lindsay’s acting comeback, and keeps telling her that continually bringing up her problems scares away the studios.

As for Michael, nobody hates him more than Dina, but she tells Lindsay that even mentioning his name just gives him more ammo to shoot off his mouth.”

(Note to LiLo: CONFUCIUS say, “Be careful when shooting off mouth not to shoot self in foot.”)