MILEY'S SECRET PLAN FOR DATING

STRANGER THAN FICTION DEPT.: It’s hush-hush and strictly confidential, but…pop princess MILEY CYRUS’ secret plot to slip the surly bonds of fame will blow your minds, “Hannah Montana” fans!

Miley’s actually plotting with pals about disguising herself as a normal teen so she can lead a double life (that’s right, kids… just like HANNAH!) and meet so-called “real” boys who’ll actually “like me for myself!”

WOW! Can real-life Miley, like fictional Hannah, pull it off? Or…

(1) Will BILLY RAY CYRUS and mom TISH hogtie her when they hear about this?

(2) Will a “real” teenage boy get really lucky, so to speak, when he meets a cute young chick at a mall, takes her to the prom – and flips when “real” Miley jumps onstage and rocks the gym?

(Folks, if it ain’t No. 1, I’ll be achy-breaky bummed!)