Miley Cyrus’ Nip Peek: Don’t Be Piqued!

Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus’s fleeting flesh flash at the VMAs was NOT a nip slip, swears a pal of the perky pop tart! Miley – who claims she “accidentally” dropped a drape covering her – purposely paraded one pink promontory for trademark titillation!

Marveled my source: “Miley’s a HUGE tease … and just loves showing off her assets! That little minx knew millions were watching and was just waiting for the perfect opportunity to bust out!”

Miley’s most titillating revelation, to Jimmy Kimmel: “America’s actually fine with tits – it’s the nipple they don’t like!”