MILA KUNIS SWEARS TO PALS: DEMI’S NOT ASHTON’S WIFE
Latest bizarre twist in the bitter DEMI MOORE-ASHTON KUTCHER breakup – or, as Demi famously cast it, her “divorce!”
Inside sources say kurvy Kutcher kupkake MILA KUNIS keeps insisting that the rumors are true: Ashton and Demi were NEVER married!
“Mila’s now saying she and Ashton want to marry and raise children, and she’s assured stunned pals that he doesn’t need a divorce from Demi because the two were never legally wed in a civil ceremony,” said one source.
“They got ‘hitched’ in a symbolic Kabbalah ceremony.”
Next question: Do they need a Kabbalah divorce?
And does that require whirling around in circles in front of RABBI BERG until you both collapse?