MILA KUNIS SWEARS TO PALS: DEMI’S NOT ASHTON’S WIFE

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 Latest bizarre twist in the bitter DEMI MOORE-ASHTON KUTCHER breakup – or, as Demi famously cast it, her “divorce!”

Inside sources say kurvy Kutcher kupkake MILA KUNIS keeps insisting that the rumors are true: Ashton and Demi were NEVER married!

“Mila’s now saying she and Ashton want to marry and raise children, and she’s assured stunned pals that he doesn’t need a divorce from Demi because the two were never legally wed in a civil ceremony,” said one source.

“They got ‘hitched’ in a symbolic Kabbalah ceremony.”

Next question: Do they need a Kabbalah divorce?

And does that require whirling around in circles in front of RABBI BERG until you both collapse?

Stay tuned.