MIFFED KATE GIVES GALPALS THE SKINNY

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 Partying with a posse of apparently brain-dead galpals, KATE MIDDLETON was so flattered when one blurted abruptly that The Princess of Our Heart’s starting to resemble her favorite Hollywood actress, ANGELINA JOLIE – until the Mean Grrrls admitted they meant Kate’s getting that skin-and-bones look, just like skinny-minny Hubba Hubba!

“Kate was furious and hit back hard,” said My Impeccable Palace Pal.

“She defended not only her own slight frame, but stated vehemently that she thought her idol looked more stunning than ever at the Academy Awards.

"Then, politely but firmly, Kate told her chums she’s weary of everyone commenting about her being too thin, and to please hold their tongues in the future.”

(Or it’s OFF WITH THEIR HEADS when you’re Queen, eh, luv?)