MICKEY ROURKE'S REST STOP
Hollywood bad-boy Mickey Rourke was driving down a dirt road when beverages he'd quaffed prompted a nature call and he pulled over to . . . er, de-liquefy! As he went about his business, Mickey steadied himself on a farmer's fence and . . . ZZZZAAAP! Yessir . . . an ELECTRIC fence! After his shocking jolt, Mickey was temporarily unable to . . . er, go with the flow, but stopped at a nearby gas station to pick up where he'd left off . . . safely!