MEMO TO RYAN SEACREST

Since I bitched on my LA radio show on KABC that you rip off my items word for word without credit, I must admit you've taken notice - and actually credit me occasionally. Let me return the favor, Dude: Here's a fun item from your Web site that says: "COLIN FARRELL and ex-girlfriend KIM BORDENAVE, with toddler son JAMES, stopped at an In-N-Out Burger on Hollywood... pulled up to the drive-thru and Colin ordered their food to go. An hour later he returned without Kim, asked the drive-thru girl who took his order on a date. The 18-year-old HOT Latina said: 'Yes!'"