MEG RYAN — NO MORE H’WOOD BAD BOYS

One Hollywood babe NOT Crowe-ing about Russell is Meg Ryan — who proved she’s still smarting over that star-crossed love affair when she bumped into superhot “Minority Report” hunk Colin Farrell at LA’s fabled Farmer’s Market. They’d met briefly weeks before at a party, so smoothie Colin jotted his cell phone number and asked Meg to call, but . . . Hey, Colin! . . . Dude, I hate to break this to you, but Meg trashed your card after you left and told the girlfriend she was shopping with, “No more Hollywood bad boys for me!”