MATTHEW BRODERICK'S BIKE STOLEN

TAKE A CAB, ALREADY!

Matthew Broderick reigns as King of Broadway in his smash play "The Producers" -- but he don't get no respect from NooYawk bicycle thieves, ya know what I mean? Matthew pedaled over to pick up wife Sarah Jessica Parker's dress from the cleaners and chained his bike outside. In minutes, he was back -- but bike AND chain were gone! It was the star's 11th Manhattan bike ripoff!