MADONNA STARS IN “ATTACK OF THE KILLER CLONES!”

Talk about larger than life – MADONNA’s writing a sensational new page in rock ’n’ roll history with a mind-blowing, super-secret security ploy created to protect her from paparazzi, stalkers, freaky fans, ex-lovers, etc., when she kicks off her grueling multination concert tour in May: FIVE IDENTICAL CLONES!

“It was her own idea – and she conceived it both for protection and to stay private while enjoying down time,” said a source close to The Material Girl.

“Five ladies will be made up to look like dead ringers, and Madonna’s personally giving them lessons right now on how to walk, talk and act like her.

"On the tour, her ‘clone quintet’ will be sent out ahead of her to act as diversions when she exits hotels, restaurants, concert halls, or any public venue.

"Madonna’s concerned about safety in foreign countries and doesn’t want to be victimized by speeding paparazzi chasing her.

"It’s a brilliant decoy plan, and she’s betting it will work!”