MARY-KATE POINTS OUT NATIONAL ENQUIRER STORIES

At a tiny café in BevHills, teeny Mary-Kate Olsen got giggly-girly with a buff dude boyfriend in blue-tinted aviator shades, reading aloud to him from The National Enquirer... while My Spy eavesdropped nearby! Pointing to a photo of Fat Actress Kirstie Alley, Mary-Kate chirped, "Omigod...she is, like, three of me!" ("Tee hee... Ha, ha, HA!") Checking out an item about Lindsay Lohan, Mary- Kate chortled, "That is SO right on... What a bitch!" ("Giggle, giggle... Ho, ho, HO!")