MARIAH'S HEM LINE LAUGH

MARIAH CAREY was shocked when fans freaked over the heart-stoppingly sexy, barely-there, micro mini-skirt she wore on "Saturday Night Live," and groused about how one pal actually insta-paged her after the show to scold about going sooo skimpy - but "Mimi" just doesn't get all the drama!

"Hel-LO! I'm not stupid," she told an interviewer. "I had a silver bathing suit built into the skirt...a bikini bottom built right into it. I'm not trying to flash people and have that kind of scandal. That's so NOT hot to me." Annoyed that fans feared a SPEARS/LOHAN/HILTON-type gyno-gawk, Mariah snapped: "Hello, this ain't my first time to the rodeo, fellas!"