MARIAH: SIZE MATTERS

Who does MARIAH CAREY think she's kidding – trying to make us believe that fashion designers actually lie to the women of America?! The gorgeous, voluptuous thrush claims she never, ever bothers to weigh herself on a scale anymore because "I just go by how my clothes fit me." Mariah, who admits she's lost "three or four sizes," says she suddenly realized fashion designers – especially the ones who drown her in freebie duds to publicize their labels – are big, fat liars! "Every designer, to me, they lie. Like, they want you to feel really skinny when you wear their clothes, so they make a size 2 – but it's really a 4. You know, it's all a scam!" (Frankly, folks, even though I adore Mariah, the next silly story she'll be pushing is that even showbiz publicists lie... Puh-leeze! By the way... you're a 4?)