MARIA & ARNIE TO RENEW VOWS

NO HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!

Petite NBC newscaster Maria Shriver will NOT terminate her marriage to macho Arnold Schwarzenegger, despite recent world headlines revealing Herr Letch-Meister’s history of serial snogging and bonking — and get out hankies for the FAIRY-TALE ENDING, kids: Maria not only forgave the big lug, they’ll seal their newfound bliss by renewing marriage vows before family and friends in the new year!!