Kids, don’t write and ask me for the address of “Mad Men” beauty JANUARY JONES after you read this Halloween scoop-dee-doo!

January promises NO tricks and a super-special treat this year for the dozen or so neighborhood youngsters who’ll knock on her door.

“When I was a kid, I wanted toys in my Halloween bag,” the mom of 1-year-old baby boy Xander told My Spooky Source.

“And, now that I can afford it, I’m going to really surprise my trick-or-treaters with $100 gift cards to Toys R Us.

"But I’ll be passing out candy too, of course.”

(Wow, that is so GHOUL!!)