LUSTIN'-FOR-LILO CHUMPS BRAWL IN REHAB

Weeks back I broke the nudes… er, news…that LINDSAY LOHAN drove males MAD at Malibu rehab Promises by parading around stark naked (“It was so much fun to tease all those boys, I just couldn’t stop,” she giggled to celeb galpals!) – now here’s my scoop-de-doo du jour: Our sexy minx, still tease-y and titillating, stirred even more rehab havoc by triggering a nasty fistfight between two raging bulls at Cirque Lodge in Sundance, Utah! Trouble began brewing, sources say, when Naughty Hottie got hot ’n’ heavy with a patient. But then she abruptly cooled and started aiming heat rays at another starstruck sucka! “Everyone saw the showdown coming when Guy No. 1 started warning Guy No. 2 to stop horning in,” said an insider. “Lindsay just sat back innocently, watching the jealousy build – and the guys finally started beating the hell out of each other.” Sources say Mean Grrl didn’t lift a finger to stop the slugfest – and actually giggled as the horndogs fought for her favors! After staffers broke up the brawl, Lindsay’s therapy group confronted her – saying she’d cynically set the two guys up. But Lindsay indignantly denied having a damn thing to do with causing the fight. (Come on, people…did the sweet little lass invent testosterone?) NOTE: The new brouhaha comes hot on the heels of an outraged British billion-heiress publicly accusing Lindsay of skanky-panky with her hubby in a Cirque Lodge bathroom. WHEW! Talk about busy…!